It's Puritanical

"If that thou wild not read, let it alone;
Some love the meat, some love to pick th bone:
Yeah, that I might them better palliate,
I did too with them thus expostulate."

-From Paul Bunyan's apology to The Pilgrim's Progress

Props to anyone who can use the word "expostulate" in a poem, and maintain proper grammar too!
Let's see YOU do it...Go ahead...write a comment...I dare you...