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Are you tired of the staples of dating: dinner and a movie? Looking for some fresh tasks to undertake with your significant other? If I had a significant other, I might be too. But unfortunately, my head is too full of strange ideas to make sense of it one way or the other. So for those of you who actually have someone to entertain, here are some alternative date ideas of my own eclectic creation for you to attempt. This item is sold as-is, no warranty.

1. Visit a modern art museum.
2. Attend a jazz event.
3. Go out for bubble tea and order the most unreasonable flavors you can think of.
4. Wander the mall and introduce yourselves to complete strangers.
5. Visit a cemetery on a rainy day and read depressing poetry out loud to each other.
6. Throw Frisbees/footballs across a busy intersection.
7. Practice ballroom dancing on a street corner.
8. Throw pennies off a freeway overpass.
9. Two words: Speed Scrabble
10. Go shopping for drapes.
11. Ride the elevator in a high-rise for hours, chatting.
12. Walk through the park, arm in arm, arguing furiously.
13. Learn to waltz...backwards.
14. Dress identically for an party and swear it was coincidence, then act indignant towards each other.
And the grand finale...
15. Confuse a cat.